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		<title>This is Not Chicken Tikka Masala</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 06:15:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Yvonne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chicken]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[chicken tikka masala]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I mentioned in the <a href="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com/updates/welcome/">first post</a>, this blog is supposed to be from the perspective of a fairly novice home cook. If you were looking for polished recipes and beautiful photography (Me? I'm using a digicam from 1999. Yeah, that's right, this camera is OLDER THAN A THIRD GRADER), you might want to check out <a href="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com">Smitten Kitchen</a> instead. I mean, I can usually execute a fairly complex recipe just fine, but sometimes things just turn out weird.

Like this:

<div class="image450"><img class="post" src="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com/uploads/notchickentikka.jpg" width="450" height="338" alt="Not Chicken Tikka Masala" /></div>

This was supposed to be the Chicken Tikka Masala from the Sept/Oct 2007 issue of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000069YW9/104-6068491-7606342?ie=UTF8&#38;tag=gustatorycircuit-20&#38;linkCode=xm2&#38;camp=1789amp;&#038;creativeASIN=B000069YW9"><em>Cook's Illustrated</em></a>.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An exercise in contrast: watch <em>Top Chef Masters</em> and then come and post about my own food. In a category titled &#8220;Food Gone Wrong&#8221;. And I&#8217;m not even cooking with one hand!</p>
<p>As I mentioned in the <a href="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com/updates/welcome/">first post</a>, this blog is supposed to be from the perspective of a fairly novice home cook. If you were looking for polished recipes and beautiful photography (Me? I&#8217;m using a digicam from 1999. Yeah, that&#8217;s right, this camera is OLDER THAN A THIRD GRADER), you might want to check out <a href="http://www.smittenkitchen.com">Smitten Kitchen</a> instead. I mean, I can usually execute a fairly complex recipe just fine, but sometimes things just turn out weird.</p>
<p>Like this:</p>
<div class="image450"><img class="post" src="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com/uploads/notchickentikka.jpg" width="450" height="338" alt="Not Chicken Tikka Masala" /></div>
<p>This was supposed to be the Chicken Tikka Masala from the Sept/Oct 2007 issue of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000069YW9/104-6068491-7606342?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=gustatorycircuit-20&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;camp=1789amp;&#038;creativeASIN=B000069YW9"><em>Cook&#8217;s Illustrated</em></a>. Now I have made a good chicken tikka masala before; you saw it in the <a href="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com/updates/welcome/">first post</a>. But that recipe, from <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000069YW9/104-6068491-7606342?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=gustatorycircuit-20&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=B000069YW9"><em>Fine Cooking</em></a> October 2006, takes four hours.</p>
<p>This recipe is definitely much quicker (just over an hour total), but it&#8217;s also&#8230;not chicken tikka masala. Now, I admit part of that is my fault. I was missing two notoriously hard-to-substitute ingredients, tomato paste and heavy cream, and tried to make do with ketchup and yogurt. Oh, and my serrano chile was way past its prime so I used half a spoonful of Chinese hot sauce instead. Still edible, and perhaps even tasty, but the flavors were slightly off from where they should be.</p>
<p>A much bigger problem was the texture of the dish. Whenever I&#8217;ve had chicken tikka masala in a restaurant, the sauce has been silky smooth. This sauce was chunky, like marinara, and that&#8217;s not really my fault, though the heavy cream probably would have helped. The diced onion has to go, though.</p>
<p>I will say the chicken from this recipe is very, very good and much quicker than the <em>Fine Cooking</em> recipe. You salt and spice the chicken, refrigerate for half an hour while you do the rest of the prep, dip in a yogurt sauce and broil. After the chicken rests, cut it into chunks.</p>
<p>Since I have a bunch of leftover yogurt, I think I&#8217;ll try again this week, making the chicken the <em>Cook&#8217;s Illustrated</em> way (but with boneless, skinless thighs instead of chicken breasts) and the sauce the <em>Fine Cooking</em> way. I&#8217;ll keep you posted.</p>
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		<title>A Culinary Abomination, Eaten</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:08:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Yvonne</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[mac and cheese]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember this?

<div class="image450"><img class="post" src="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com/uploads/abomination.jpg" width="450" height="338" alt="Cheddar-flavored yakisoba from Maruchan" /></div>

It got eaten today. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com/wrong/cheddar_yakisoba/">Remember this?</a></p>
<div class="image450"><img class="post" src="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com/uploads/abomination.jpg" width="450" height="338" alt="Cheddar-flavored yakisoba from Maruchan" /></div>
<p>It got eaten today. Somehow it slipped my mind that I hadn&#8217;t done any menu planning or grocery shopping for this week (the <a href="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com/quick_meals/roasted_salmon_lemon_oil/">salmon</a> and <a href="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com/one_pot_meals/indian_beef_curry/">curry</a> were carryovers from last week&#8217;s menu), thus we had a scrounge-for-food, fend-for-yourself dinner.</p>
<div class="image450"><img class="post" src="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com/uploads/abomination0.jpg" width="450" height="338" alt="Cheddar-flavored yakisoba from Maruchan" /></div>
<p>Well, scrounge for food-like substances. Fellow <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0143114964?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=gustatorycircuit-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0143114964"><em>In Defense of Food</em></a> readers will agree that something that comes in a box with instructions probably fails Pollan&#8217;s test.</p>
<div class="image450"><img class="post" src="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com/uploads/abomination1.jpg" width="450" height="338" alt="Cheddar-flavored yakisoba from Maruchan" /></div>
<p>Ahh, the infamous &#8220;flavor packet&#8221; and the brick of noodles.</p>
<p>Added one cup of water to the noodle brick and popped it into the microwave for four minutes. In the meantime, I cut open the flavor packet and peeked inside.</p>
<div class="image450"><img class="post" src="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com/uploads/abomination2.jpg" width="450" height="338" alt="Cheddar-flavored yakisoba from Maruchan" /></div>
<p>Bright yellow-orange powder, as expected. Have you ever seen real cheese this color?</p>
<p>Let the noodles sit in the microwave for one additional minute, then dumped the cheese powder onto the noodles.</p>
<div class="image450"><img class="post" src="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com/uploads/abomination3.jpg" width="450" height="338" alt="Cheddar-flavored yakisoba from Maruchan" /></div>
<p>And stir. Or rather, do that grab-pull up-fold over-mix thing with chopsticks.</p>
<div class="image450"><img class="post" src="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com/uploads/abomination4.jpg" width="450" height="338" alt="Cheddar-flavored yakisoba from Maruchan" /></div>
<p>My verdict, upon tasting: <em>&#8220;This is better than I expected.&#8221;</em><br />
My husband&#8217;s verdict, upon tasting: <em>&#8220;This isn&#8217;t yakisoba!&#8221;</em></p>
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		<title>A Culinary Abomination</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 03:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Yvonne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was NOT on the list I gave him:

<div class="image450"><img class="post" src="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com/uploads/abomination.jpg" width="450" height="338" alt="Cheddar-flavored yakisoba from Maruchan" /></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I asked my husband to pick up some groceries on his way home from work, including the two cans of coconut milk I needed for <a href="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com/quick_meals/red_chicken_curry_bamboo_shoots/"> dinner</a>.</p>
<p>This was NOT on the list I gave him:</p>
<div class="image450"><img class="post" src="http://www.gustatorycircuit.com/uploads/abomination.jpg" width="450" height="338" alt="Cheddar-flavored yakisoba from Maruchan" /></div>
<p>He&#8217;s taken full responsibility for disposing of this&#8230;thing. I hate mac and cheese to begin with, and&#8230;SO. WRONG.</p>
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